Madame Frabelle

Edith heard an appalling crash, piercing shrieks, a loud, unequal quarrel on a staircase, the sharp bang of a door....

Edith started up from her restful corner on the blue sofa by the fire, where she had been thinking about her guest, and rushed to the door.

"Archie--Archie! Come here, Son! What's all that noise I hear?"

A boy of ten came calmly into the room.

"It wasn't me that made the noise," he said. "It was that new woman, Madame Frabelle."

His mother looked at him. He was a handsome, fair-skinned boy with clear grey eyes that looked you straight in the face without telling you anything at all, long red eyelashes that softened, but gave a sly humor to his glance, a round face, a very large forehead, and smooth straw-colored hair. Already at this early age he had the expressionless reserve of the public school where he was to be sent, with something of the suave superiority of the university for which he was intended. Edith thought he inherited both of these traits from her.

"It was her fault,” he added. “Madame Frabelle grabbed it out of my hand before I was through with it and she said she would teach me to take away her mandolin and use it for a cricket bat. I told her I already knew how to do that, and she bopped me over the head with it."

"Oh, Archie, you know perfectly well you've no right to go into her room when she isn't there.”

"Well, she won't let me go in while she's there. Besides, I don't want to."

"You ought not to go into her room without her permission."

"It isn't her room; it's your room. At least, it's one of the rooms you have to spare."

"Have you done any harm to her mandolin?"

He paused a little, as he often did before answering a tough question, and then said, as though starting up from a reverie: ""Er--no, I reckon not. No real kind of harm."

"Well, what have you done to it?"

He gulped a bit as he considered the matter. "I can fix it," he answered earnestly.

"Madame Frabelle has been very kind to you, Archie. I'm sorry you're not behaving nicely to a guest in your mother"s house. It isn't the act of a gentleman."

"Oh? Well, there are a great many things in her room, Mother; some of them are rather jolly."

Edith grew firm. "Go and say you're sorry, Archie. And you mustn't do it again."

"Will it be the act of a gentleman to say I'm sorry? I think it'll be the act of a story-teller, you know."

"What! Aren't you sorry to have bothered her?"

Oh, I'm sorry enough that she found it out," he admitted as he turned to the door.

"These perpetual scenes and quarrels between my son and my guest are most painful to me," Edith said, with assumed solemnity.

Archie looked grave. "Well, she needn't have started a quarrel with me."

"But isn't she very kind to you, most of the time?"

"Well, Yes, she isn't bad, sometimes. I like it when she tells me lies about what her husband used to do--I mean stories. she's not a bad sort.... Is she a homeless refugette, Mother?"

"Not exactly that. she's a widow, and she's staying with us, and we must be nice to her. Now, you won't forget again to be nice, will you?"

"Right. But I can fix it up good, Mama."

"I think I'd better go up and see her," said Edith as her glance wandered hesitantly upstairs.

Archie politely opened the door for his mother. "I shouldn't go up there just yet if I were you," he said.

Edith slowly turned and went back to the fire. "Well, I"ll leave her a little while, perhaps. Now do go and do something useful."

"What, useful? Gracious! I haven't got much more of my holidays left, Mother."

"That's no reason why you should spend your time in worrying everybody, and smashing the musical instruments of guests that are under your roof."

He looked up at the ceiling and smiled, as if pleased at this way of putting it.

"I suppose she's very glad to have a roof to her mouth--I mean to her head," he hurriedly corrected. "But, Mother, she isn't poor. She has an amber necklace. Besides, she gave Dilly sixpence the other day for not being frightened of a cow. If she can afford to give a little girl sixpence for every animal she says she isn't afraid of!"...

"That only proves she's kind. And I didn't say she was poor; that's not the point. We must be nice and considerate to anyone staying with us--don't you see?"

He became absent-minded again for a minute.

"Well, I shouldn't be surprised if she"ll be able to use it again," he said consolingly--"the mandolin, I mean. Besides, what's the good of it anyway? I say, Mother, are all foreigners bad-tempered?"

"Madame Frabelle is not a foreigner."

"I never said she was. But her husband was. He used to get into frightful rages with her sometimes. She says he was a noble fellow. She liked him awfully, but she says he never understood her. Do you suppose she talked English to him?"

"That's enough, Archie. Go and find something to do."

As he went out he turned round again and said: "Does father like her?"

"Why, yes, of course he does.

"How funny!" said Archie. "Well, I"ll say I'm sorry then ... when I see her again."

Edith kissed him, a proceeding that he bore heroically. He was kissable, but he was glad she seldom gave way to the temptation. Then she went back to the sofa. She wanted to go on thinking about that mystery, her guest.

Download the complete book..

More Great Titles:

/

Humor Titles

The ORuddy Fortune squarely straddles three kinds of novel distinctions at once and conquers them all.  It is an adventure that is rollicking and wholesome.  It is a romance both special and winsome.  It is humor that is splendid and welcome.  I have put it inside the humor section because I need heavier guns like this one to show off my splendid selections.

**

One of the best books
produced by Lin Stone

**

 

The Ghost of Canter
An English ghost tangles with the indomitable American
By Oscar Wilde and profuse with its illustrations.  I loved it.

**

Madame Frabelle knows everything, she is gifted with the second sight;  What she doesn't know is a mere piffle to her encyclopedic expanditures. Try the first chapter on for size.

The Future
Is Yet To Be

 

The year is 1911

There are three horrifying rumors circulating through the backwoods of Tennessee:

  1. Exhaust fumes will smother the chickens.
  2. Gas prices will jump to 15 cents per gallon before the year is out.
  3. The government is secretly working to hatch something called the Income Tax.

For once the rumor mill was hitting on 100 % accuracy.  The cause was never determined for sure, but that very year there were some funny looking chickens hatched on the other side of Clinch Mountain, and they started laying blue eggs, a sure sign, folks said, that exhaust fumes was getting to the chickens. 

Gas prices did rise as well.  Matters rose shakily to 15 cents a gallon and from there rose to dizzying heights.  In fact, before 1942 gas prices would rise all the way to 25 cents a gallon.  Where was it going to end?

It took 3 whole years for the diabolical income tax to materialize, but when it did -- some people were paying as high as 1% of their income. The advent of income tax was incredible in the minds of common people.  The refused to believe it at first...  "Why, that means a man would be taxed for working?"  .... Good heavens.  Mountain Whiskey might be outlawed next!  Whose side was the Government on?  Was it trying to kill everybody?

Since gasoline automobiles were so incredibly complicated and getting worse it was only natural that somebody should invent the electric car.  This was a low weight, low-slung device balanced between two axles.  A husky teenager could push one out of a mud hole with one hand. 

It had a touring range of 80 miles between charges, and in 1911 that was a whole day of touring; back then nobody in their right mind wanted to do 65.  When owners went home at night all they had to do was flip a switch and the car would be fully charged next morning.  When they paid their light bill their "gas" bill was paid too.  Even at the "High Point Rate" of 6 cents per killowatt hour, that was only from 1/4 to 3/4 cents per mile.  Boy, did that ever take care of the gas price doubling and going higher!  Owners could thumb their noses at Rockefeller and Associates.

Back in 1911 only 15% of the oil wells were producing gasoline at all,  Every smart man in Tennessee was swearing the day would come just as sure as lightning that all the oil wells in the world would run dry.

Electric cars had a lot going for them.
As this comparison will show.

Electric

Gasoline

2 levers were all that were needed to drive an electric

No cranking required.

No clutch required

Can be driven by any member of the family.

Climbs steep hills without a whisper of sound
 

No gears required.  5 speeds easily set; 6, 9, 13, 17 and 21 MPH
 

Tires never go flat.  No spares required.


 

No grease needed.

No engine explosions.

No odors from gasoline fumes, or burning grease.

Only two moving parts to the car -- the revolving motor shaft and the revolving rear axle.
 

The most comfortable ride you will ever know.  Passengers sit between two axles and take only half the bump at a time.

The motor in this electric car may last you a lifetime.

6 - 12 levers required to drive a gasoline powered car.

Cranking could be avoided by parking on a hill.

Chauffeur can quickly learn how to clutch.

Chauffeurs are a dime a dozen nowadays

Backfires from going up steep hills can entertain the children and can help them learn how to count if used properly.

Chauffeur can quickly learn how to race through the gears and attain the safest speed on any road now built.

Spare tire added for free, plus two inner tubes, a repair kit, a tire pump and a jack. Even if you have a blow out you should be able to make it to the next garage safely.  Small gasoline can is also provided, free of charge.

Packing grease is easily applied at specified intervals.

Slight vibrations from engine piston slap is to be expected.

Firewall keeps out most bad odors associated with a hot engine.

The finest sleeves, bearings, valves, clutch, pistons, drive shaft and brakes known to man make this new model your dream car.


Leaf springs system are guaranteed to retain bounce until broken.
 

The motor in this gasoline powered car should last up to 18 months if the oil is changed and other minor services rendered on a weekly basis.

Now the question is:

Why did the gasoline car become
the one that moneybaggers backed
As THE car of the future?

Not until the 21st century
has the electric car found
serious research backers.

My Money Is Still
Riding On The Steam Car!

 

Back To Entersanctum