Punch Line  Jokes

Jeanni Brosius draws her ideas for humor from being the mom of two. Her columns and articles have appeared in newspapers, magazines and online publications. 

Her motto is: "If you can't laugh at yourself, by all means, laugh at someone else!"  

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.  -- Ann Bancroft  Read more like this..

We were over in that part of Port Arthur where the deadwood grows and all the Texaco stations were closed for good -- run out of business the local folks said.   We drove all the way across town to find one.  There was no windshield cleaner, no public restroom, and a sign on the door warned that only 2 students were allowed inside at a time. 
Now, I can understand not having windshield cleaners since people in Texas steal them so regularly.  I can understand the no public restroom policy since over-painting graffiti on a daily basis is impossible.  I can even understand the student policy since students today are either punks already and have no morals or studying to be lawyers so they can become politicians and do it right.
What I don't understand is the huge sign in the window asking for donations to SAVE THE CHILDREN.  Don't  they realize that kids grow up to be worse than the examples around them?


The Book CoverLin Stone is the only man on earth with a clue to why we can't get rid of the crabgrass in America.   The Crabgrass Connection is his most popular piece, and yours to read for free.

The more things change the more they stay the same.  The pruf is in the pudden because the original military recruiting poster has been discovered by an amateur archaeologist in Israel.   It dates all the way back to the days of King Saul during his first military engagement with the Phillistines.  Read it and compare the old against the new.

Short sound bites of humor from a classic pen.

Confronting Modern Technology.  The days of beating on your chest to show you were a man are over and done with.  These days you have to show what's inside your head to prove you're worth something.  We either fight against modern technology, or we fight with it.  Either way, it's been around since Tarzan picked up a knife to prove brute strength wasn't always the superior force.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?  About 30 pounds.  - Cindy Garner  Read more like this.

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